| Although most women will tell you they hate it when | | | | about using it to meet women. Even if you choose |
| a guy walks up and hands them some form of "line" | | | | the most hilarious pick up lines ever heard if they are |
| the truth is they are usually flattered. The trouble | | | | too dirty you are out of luck. |
| starts when you choose the wrong one to use. If | | | | 2) Get new material |
| used the right way funny chat up lines can help you | | | | Even the cheesiest line has a chance of working if it |
| meet women. | | | | has not been heard before. Using something that she |
| Believe me if you walk up to a strange girl in a bar | | | | has heard thousands of times before will not get her |
| and say something like "Do I know you from | | | | attention. Example: Are your feet tired? Cause you |
| somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your | | | | have been running through my mind all day. That one |
| clothes on? " you will be slapped, smacked, ignored, | | | | is so old you probably will just be ignored. It may |
| have a drink thrown in your face or be beat up by | | | | have worked in the stone ages but not now. Funny |
| the girl's friend, brother, or boyfriend. Not exactly the | | | | chat up lines is a way to pique interest just like the |
| effect you were wanting (unless you like pain). | | | | title to a book; the right one invites a closer look |
| There is a correct way to use funny chat up lines | | | | while the wrong one never gets read. Be creative, be |
| without getting hurt. And since I actually had | | | | unique, most of all be interesting enough to deserve |
| someone say" I wish I could rearrange the alphabet | | | | a closer look. |
| so I could put U and I together" to me the other day | | | | 3) Be creative and original |
| it is time someone taught you boys how to meet | | | | Creativity and originality can not be stressed enough |
| women using funny chat up lines the right way. | | | | with any kind of pick up lines even funny pick up |
| 1) Dirty lines do not work | | | | lines. I had a guy walk up to me a couple of years |
| No matter how funny you may think they are and | | | | ago and ask if I had an email address. I gave it to |
| no matter what your friends tell you no woman will | | | | him. His line was so new and unique to me that I did |
| ever go out with a guy that uses a dirty pick up line | | | | not even recognize it for a line at first. He did not |
| on them. Not even a hooker. As a matter of fact | | | | ask me for my phone number (or my name for that |
| the correctly used dirty line will usually get you beat | | | | matter) but just for my email address. The next day |
| up. So file the kiss the rabbit between the ears one | | | | he sent me an email. It was not exactly something |
| away to share with the boys but do not even think | | | | you could list under funny chat up lines but it worked. |